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{/insert song - "My Quantum HOBO"]

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my quantum hobo [aDd HarmoNica---]

my poor quantum hobo [aDd HarmoNica--], is broken tonight ...

I [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] I [aDd quick HarmoNica toot]

I [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] I forget to maintenance it last week,

and my Quantum HOBO is broken, [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] my poor

friend... [aDd long HarmoNica play++] Annnnnnnd [aDd HarmoNica+]

I am sitting here with a big frown [show a big frown], because

my QUANTUM HOBO is sitting here [aDd quick HarmoNica toot], on the

ground, completely completely completely out of touch, [aDd quick HarmoNica toot]

because my Quantum HOBO Robot is sleeping [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] the

HOBO Dreams [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wish I upgraded my Quantum HOBO [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] last

week.... [aDd quick HarmoNica toot] but at least I have 38 HBN in

my pocket [aDd major HarmoNica play] ..... and maybe maybe maybe

I can .... I I I can [aDd quick HarmoNica++] .... Maybe I can

fix my quantum ....... hobo [aDd HarmoNica fade out----]

 

[end]


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{/insert song - "Traveling Hobo"]

I'm a traveling hobo [aDd HarmoNica+]
I'm a traveling hobo [aDd HarmoNica++]
I'm a traveling hobo [aDd HarmoNica+++]
And it's great [do a spin]
I get to see people [do a spin]
I get to try life [do a spin + HarmoNica Toot]
I am so happy [do another spin + HarmoNica Double Toot]
Because I'm a traveling hobo [clap twice]
And as I am in the lifestyle, [clap thrice]
with my [clap clap]
clothes [clap clap]
with my [clap clap clap]
mindset [HarmoNica Toot]
with my
colorful attitudes... [clap clap clap]
The magic of me gets to be
the magic of you ... [clap clap clap]
So, tomorrow when I wake up! [aDd HarmoNica+++]
I'll I'll I'll
Be on [aDd HarmoNica+] the
Next spacecraft [aDd Long HarmoNica Play]
To
My
Destination [do a spin]
A Magical Hobos Paradise [big bow]

[end]


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{/insert song - "The Hobo Dance Duet"]

We're doing the hobo dance [do hand holding spin with partner]
We're doing the hobo dance [do hand holding spin with partner]
The hobo dance is now [aDd Quick HarmoNica toots++]
The Hobo Walk [couple does the walk] + [HarmoNica Plays]
The Hobo Walk [couple does the walk] + [HarmoNica Plays++]
we're doing the hobo [More HarmoNica Plays++]
the hobo
we're doing the hobo [More HarmoNica Plays++]
the hobo
Why do we like it so much? [three quick HarmoNica toots]
Our hands are holding tight as we hobo [four quick HarmoNica toots]
doing the hobo [aDd HarmoNica Duo++]
doing the hobo [aDd HarmoNica Duo++]

[end]


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{/insert song - "Finality to My Day!"]

It's a hobo day [do a spin + HarmoNica Toot]
It's our hobo day [do a spin + HarmoNica Double Toot]
It's the hobo day [do a spin + HarmoNica Triple Toot]
I relax [sit down in chair + HarmoNica Triple Toot]
I stand up and walk [stand up and walk in place + HarmoNica Six-Toot*]
I walk around the park [hold right or left arm to head like looking outwards]
I play [move head side-to-side]
I play! [aDd ShortHarmoNica Play]
And I play!! [aDd LongerHarmoNica Play]
And We play!!! [clap twice + HarmoNica Triple Toot]
And it Gets Easier! [Do a Spin]
And Sometimes Dizzier [Do another spin off balance]
And maybe it's time [run in place with arms up and down]
To Play Again! [HarmoNica Six-Toot*]
And Again! [HarmoNica Six-Toot*]
Oh Yeah! [HarmoNica Toot] Me Oh My [HarmoNica Toot] It's TIME TO PLAY! [HarmoNica Toot]
Tonight! [aDd SuperLongHarmoNica Play+++]

[big bow]

 

[end]

 

[* Do it with Flair]


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{/insert song - "The Eleventh Hobo"]

The eleventh hobo is around [WilD HarmoNica]
The eleventh hobo is around [WilD HarmoNica]
The eleventh hobo is around! [WilD HarmoNica]
I was sleeping sound [WilD HarmoNica]
He borrowed my fish [Add HarmoNica Toot]
He borrowed my plant [Add HarmoNica Toot]
He borrowed my quantum hobo [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]
And he hid it all [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]
And I am feeling down [WilD HarmoNica]
The eleventh hobo is around [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]
And I hope he'll [Add HarmoNica Toot]
Remember [Add HarmoNica Toot]
to return my plant [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]
to return my quantum hobo [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]
to return my talking fish baaaack [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]

[Continue with Long WilD HarmoNica]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all my friends are gone.....

[big bow]

Buttttt... I ammmmmm HAPPY NOW [WilD HarmoNica]

Do The Hobo Dance! [do the hobo dance!]
Do a Triple Clap! [do a triple clap!]
Do a Jiggle! [do a jigggle!*]

[big bow] [wait] [wait]

Buuuuuttttt... I am HAPPIER NOW! .... [wait] ..... There he is! [point to the west]

NO! NO! [Add HarmoNica Double Toot] There she is! [point to the east] [wait]

WAIT! [aDd LongHarmoNica Play]

The eleventh HOBO didn't take it after allllll.... [aDd LongHarmoNica Play]

I left them on the last [aDd ShortHarmoNica Play]

Space shuttle [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

Outta town.... [Add HarmoNica Toot]

[very loudly SAY...]

WHERE'S CUSTOMER SERVICE?

[wait]

[Add HarmoNica Toot]

[end]


[* Do it with Pizazz]


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{/insert song – "Do the Big hobo"]

 

Big [Add Long HarmoNica]

 

[pause]

 

Hooooooobooooooooooooooo Hobo** [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]

 

[long pause]

 

[bow]

 

[end]

 

[** Do it with Major Style]


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{/insert song - "The Magical HOBO and Friends!"]

Welcome One and All! [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]
It is time for the Show [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]
Place your gloves at the Door! [Clap Three Times]
And Put a Smile on Your Face!! [Clap Six or Seven Times!]

[chant] It is HOBO TIME! [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

H [*1]
O [*1]
B [*1]
O [*1]

HOBO TIME! [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot & Pass Extra to Friend]

H [*2]
O [*2]
B [*2]
O [*2]

HOBO TIME! YEAH! [both Do Synchronous Three Toots!]

H [*2]
O [*2]
B [*2]
O [*2]

HOBO TIME [both Do Double Clap!] ... Come on One And All! [Raise Up Arms *3]

H O B O [Clap, Clap, Clap] HOBOTIME [Wave Arms Wildly] ... Yes, H O B O [sing along! ***] TIME!

[pause and stare x2]

One More Time! [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot / First Person Only]

H [*1]
O [*1]
B [*2]
O [*2]

HOBO TIME! [say Together]

 

Let's All Gather Together [First Person] ...

 

FOR HOBOTIME! [both]

Alright! [First Person claps Twice]

 

H O B O HOOOOOBOOOOOOOO TIMEEEEEEE!!! [Ad-Lib]

 

YEAH!!! [both Together]

HOBOTIME! [Whole Group!]

 

[wait]

 

[double bow]

[end]


[*1 - First HOBO]
[*2 - Both HOBOs]
[*3 - Both HOBOs + Group]
[*** - Whole Group Matches Past This Point]


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{/insert song - "Suitcase"]

 

[HOBO 1] Daaaaaa-da-da-dat-deee-daah! [sync with HarmoNica HOBO 2]

[HOBO 1] It It It IS TIME!! [sync with HarmoNica HOBO 2]

 

[bOTH HOBOS] [OUT-STREACH HANDS!] Welcome to the show

[TOGETHER] It is time

 

[repeat in unison]

 

welcome to the show

 

It is TIME!

 

Time for the HOBO HANDOVER!

 

[sTART ANY PRIMITIVE BACKGROUND SONG IN SYNC]

 

[HOBO 1] And I'll give it to him [x1 Handover Suitcase]

 

[HOBO 2] And I'll give it back to her [x1 Handover Suitcase]

 

[hold hobo hands]

 

[in unison Sing] AND WE'LL DO THE SPIN [Do a Spin! x2]

 

And it's OOMPH. [kiss almost]

 

Now do the twirl [do a twirl while holding hands]

 

And do .. the spin [do a long-handed holding spin three times]

 

And we'll do it again. And Stop. [hold breath for 6 seconds]

 

[HOBO 1] And I'll give it to him [x1 Handover Suitcase]

 

[HOBO 2] And I'll give it to her [x1 Handover Suitcase]

 

And we'll do the twirl. And Stop. [hold breath for 8 seconds]

 

[again singing in Unison] And we're ready for the day....

 

[.......................] To make it so gay....

 

[.......................] Because we've got a life to learn....

 

[.......................] ....Passions to burn....

 

[.......................] ....It's almost a sin....

 

To just STOP

 

[HOBO 1] And we start again... [with a big grin] ... to give it back

to him [x1 Handover Suitcase]

 

[HOBO 2] And I'll give it back to her... [...an even bigger grin] ... [sing

together] -> To make this story end

 

WE'LL JUST STOP. [hold hands straight up high!]

 

[end]

 

[x1 - Authentic HOBO Travelling Suitcase]

[*** With Magical Passion]


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{/insert song - "Harmonicas."]

[HOBO 4]

the HOBO Greats are here [humph sound]
the HOBO Greats are there [double humph]

[HOBO 3]

What HOBO? You are looking so Sad! [Add HarmoNica Toot]

Why so sad?? [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]

[HOBO 6]

NO. He is not so sad. [Add HarmoNica ShortPlay] He is in a baaaaad mood! [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

And that is so sad. [Add HarmoNica LongPlay]

[HOBO 4]

I am not upset or sad. I am quite glad. [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

[HOBO 3]

Why are you so glad and not mad? [Do a Wave with Arms]

[HOBO 8]

No, hey, I am glad. He is not mad! [Do a Wave with Arms]

[HOBO 2]

No, wait, I am glad, she is sad. [Point to HOBO 2]

[HOBO 3]

Why are you so Sad? do you not like yourself Miss Hobo? [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

[HOBO 8]

No, I think she is confused, she was happy yesterday. [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

[HOBO 3]

So, she is happy & sad? [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

[HOBO 2]

Yes, I am happy & sad [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]

[ALL HOBOS 1-8 EXCEPT 2]

"WELL ... WE CAN FIX THAT!"

[ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 16 SECONDS]

[HOBO POPS HEAD OUT OF CARDBOARD BOX]

Hey, Can I play too? [Add HarmoNica Double Toot]

[ALL HOBOS 1-8 EXCEPT 2]

"YES... YOU CAN DEFINITELY PLAY!"

[ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 6 SECONDS]

[HOBO 2]

Ok, I feel a little better .... [Add HarmoNica Triple Toot]

But what do I do about tomorrow? Or tonight ... [hold breath for 3 seconds] [Add HarmoNica Toot, Kinda weak]

[ALL HOBOS 1-8 EXCEPT 2]

"JUST FOLLOW US ... IT'S ALL BEEN DECIDED BY DESIGN!"

"JUST WATCH THIS!"

[ADD HARMONICA TOOTS IN SYNC FOR 3 SECONDS]

[HOLD BREATHS FOR 4 SECONDS]

[PLAY A 60 SECOND LONG PLAY IN MUSIC PERFECTNESS]

[HOBO RE-POPS HEAD OUT OF CARDBOARD BOX]

Hey, you forgot me!! [Add HarmoNica Quadruple Toot] ... [HOLD BREATH 2 SECONDS]

[ALL HOBOS 1-8 EXCEPT 2 WHO IS WARMING UP WITH GLEEFUL EYES]

"JUST JOIN OUR TUNE!" ... "STEP INSIDE THE RING OF GOLD!" ... "IT'S SO EASY!" ... [ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 8 SECONDS]

"NOW LET'S CLAP HANDS AND SING THE HOBO OFFICIAL SONG OF HAPPY ... ARE YOU READY?" ... [ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 5 SECONDS]

[HOBO 2]

I think I am .... [Add HarmoNica Toot, Stronger]

[HOBO POPS HEAD OUT OF CARDBOARD BOX AND JUMPS OUT]

[HOBO 9] - [HAND HARMONIA TO HOBO 2, GIFT WRAPPED]

[HOBO 2]

Thank you friend... my new friend [OPENS GIFT]

[ALL HOBOS 1-9 EXCEPT 2] -> [ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 12 SECONDS & WHILE HOBO 2 WARMS UP AND SMILES]

"LET'S ALL SING THE HOBO ANTHEM!"

"ARE YOU READY HOBO 2?"

[HOBO 2]

YES! [Add HarmoNica Toots, Stronger & Stronger ...]

[OTHERS]

"OK, USE YOUR BEST SKILL MISS HOBO"

[ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 12 SECONDS]

[bLEND HOBO 2]

[CONTINUE HARMONICA RANDOM PLAYS 5 SECONDS]

[OTHERS]

WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE HOBO GOLD RING! ... IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR HANDS AND SING THE HOBO JINGLE!

[HOBO 1]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x5]

[HOBO 3]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x3]

[HOBO 4]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x2]

[HOBO 5]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x1]

[HOBO 6]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x2]

[HOBO 7]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x3]

[HOBO 8]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x4]

[PAUSE 3 SECONDS]

[HOBO 9]

[Add HarmoNica Toot x5 + x2]

FULL STOP [ALL EXCEPT 2 & 9] ... In a singing tone [HOBO 3] Oh My Hobo... You did it off tune! [HOBO 4] Oh, HOBO [HOBO 8] -> [Add HarmoNica Toot x5]

[ALL HOLD BREATH 18 SECONDS IF POSSIBLE]

[HOBO 2] --- And And And I think I get it Now! [Add HarmoNica Toot x5] I THINK I GOT IT! [Add Stomping While Tooting Again]

[HOBO 2] --- It's a HOBO Rhythm! [Walk Two Steps + Toot] ... It's a HOBO System! ... [Walk Two Steps + Toot] ... It's a HOBO Sensation! ... [Walk Two Steps + Toot]

[ALL EXCEPT 2 & 9] "GOOD GIRL!"

[HOBO 9] "Hey, you just taught ME something!" ... [LOOK UP AND AROUND] ... "HEY!" [Add HarmoNica Toot] ... "I'M NOT ALONE HERE EITHER!"

[HOBO 9 KICKS CARDBOARD BOX!]

[HOBO 9] "I'M FREEEEEEEE!" [HOBO 9 PLAYS LONGPLAY FOR 30 SECONDS]

[ALL HOBOS APPLAUD]

[*ALL HOBOS EXCEPT 2 BELOW]

"Are you in Rhythm Girlllll?" [*ALL >>> ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS FOR 32 SECONDS]

[While Commotion Continues >>>] [HOBO 2 DOES A BACK FLIP]

[AND ANOTHER]

[AND ANOTHER]

[AND FINALLY ... LANDS ON FEET] [HOLDS ARMS UP HIGH!]

[ALL HOBOS EXCEPT 2] "YOU'RE IN NOW..."

[sOME HOLD BREATH FOR 5 SECONDS --- ADD RANDOM HARMONICA TOOTS]

[ALL LINE UP IN ROW]

[WAIT 2 SECONDS]

[AND BIG BOW ALL]

[END]

[**********+ EXPERTS REQUIRED!]


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I have fill receipt from missing TANK

 

16. Transatlantic Seas

 

TO HOB0

TO HOB0

I AM YOUR GLOW B0 [ADD HARMONICA]

I AM YOUR GLOW B0 [ADD HARMONICA X2]

I AM WAITING [TOOT]

I AM WAITING [TOOT]

FOR YOUR FIX [FIVE TOOTS]

TO HOB0 [WITH A GRIN]

TO HOB0 [WITH A GRIN BIGGER]

TO HOB0! [WITH A GRIN BIGGER]

WAITING FOR THE FIX [TOOT TOOT]

TO HOB0 [BIG SPIN WITH ARMS UP HIGH]

TO HOB0 [AND A BOW]

IT WILL BE [WITH A SCREAM]           YES!!!! [3 TOOTS]

 

END SCENE.

 

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